Kat Von D and Jesse James Confirm They're Dating

Jenna de Salea
Anybody else whisper an 'ewww' when they read that? Because I did. Not that I care, they just seem gross to me. Not because of their tatoos and horrible reputations, but because I love Sandra Bullock, and Kat Von D is so lame. Here's what I imagine the dialogue to be like during a date between Kat and Jesse at the local Pizza Hut.

Kat: So, like, yeah....

Jesse: mmm-hmmm

Kat: Like, yeah, whatever.

Jesse: Yep. Wanna go for a ride on the bike?

Kat: Like yeah, sure and stuff.

I'm pretty sure it went exactly like that. And again...eeeww.

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Jenna has been writing content for online publications in the specialties of Entertainment, Lifestyle, Health and Fitness, Local Events, Op-Ed, and Beauty since 2009. She also writes fiction and poetry, as w...  View profile

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