Kate Hudson Succumbs to Hollywood Pressure with "Boob" Job

Well, darn. For years I've admired the very lovely, but decidedly less endowed, Kate Hudson. Young, beautiful, talented and successful, it appeared that the sunny blonde, daughter of Hollywood icon, Goldie Hawn, had completely owned her lack of mammalian assets with no apologies whatsoever.

Tabloid photos often showed the gorgeous starlet in skimpy bikinis all over the world which did nothing to cover or hide her boyish, flat chest. Yet, I, like so many other women (and men, I'm sure of it) thought her completely and "udderly" beautiful.

In fact, I often held Kate Hudson up to my own teen daughters, struggling with their lack of estrogen enhanced body tissue, as an example of womanly beauty and confidence that was not defined by the size of her bra cup.

But, it seems my little training bra hero has succumbed to the Hollywood pressure to have the perfect body and has bought her very own pair of strap-ons. Us Magazine is reporting that Kate had a "boob job" at the end of March. Oh, say it isn't so.

Though I am completely deflated by Kate's desire to artificially inflate what God gave her, I do understand how difficult it is to be a negative A-cup in a DD-cup obsessed world. Women are reminded everyday that their worth and value is calibrated and measured by the difference between two little numbers - the band size and the cup size. And oh, dear God, help us if they are equal.

To her credit, Kate kept it simple. She didn't do a Pamela Anderson and cross over into a top-heavy characterture. In looking at the photos, it appears the enhancement is minimal. But still. Couldn't she have just bought a nice, respectable pair of chicken cutlets instead? I mean, either way, we're talking silicone right? She could've just slapped those babies in when she needed a little lift on the red carpet and called it good. Besides, when she hits middle age and menopause, they're going to grow anyway. Trust me on that one, Kate

As it is now, she's going to have to decide whether to own up to the obvious or just stay quiet and let us all speculate. But, either way, she's going to know that we're looking and well, it just seems to me that she's outed her insecurities. How I hate that.

Hollywood has beaten yet another imperfectly gorgeous woman into submission with their artificial definition of beauty. In an industry that thrives on political causes, charities du jour and strives to promote a humanitarian image above all else, you would think a message that demeans and subjugates over one half of the human population would be completely unacceptable.

But then, Hollywood is also an industry that is rife with double standards, mixed messages and hypocrisy. So, all things considered, I guess it's rather obvious who the real boobs are.

Sources: Us Magazine
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