Kentucky Fried Chicken Drivethru
It's About the Chicken, Man.
Succulent chicken meat dangling on ice
and William Shatner on my mind.
beam me up to bliss
hunger stikes high around midnight
and sometimes noon there remains a
Feast to be devoured so I
hurry in my 1984 Cutlass Supreme
to gain ectasy and perhaps
cherry pie heaven...
and William Shatner on my mind.
beam me up to bliss
hunger stikes high around midnight
and sometimes noon there remains a
Feast to be devoured so I
hurry in my 1984 Cutlass Supreme
to gain ectasy and perhaps
cherry pie heaven...
"May I take your order?"
"Might I have a pound of unfeathered flesh meat,
sauced to perfection extra crispy
a morsel for a man of exquisite tastes
and humble desires... thighs fleshy and tender,
breasts full of desire and yet tangy and sweet...
my tongue awaits your pleasures..."
"Would you like anything to drink with that?"
"A glass of ice water would be lovely..."
And so it goes...
Published by Paul Diamond Blow
Paul Diamond Blow is a musician, spoken word artist, punk rock star, kung fu master, and part time Space Commander living in Seattle, WA. He has an A.A. degree in Audio Engineering/Digital Audio production,... View profile
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4 Comments
Post a CommentHey, that's pretty kool...Cyn
I could hear Shatner's voice uttering your words but I'm trying to figure out if your band would be playing and if you'd be singing along or as the lead singer while Shatner read the poetry :)
A very poetic way of ordering.....chicken Paul. Great article!!
DSuper job and very creative!!!!