Kevin James Quotes: His Best Funny Quotations & Funniest Sayings

Kevin James is one of the most hilarious men in Hollywood on the screen. The laughs don't stop there, though, as he is a laugh factory off the screen, too. James might very well have the funniest collection of off-screen quotes of anybody in show business. Here are Kevin James' top ten best funny quotations and sayings.

Kevin James quote on filming Hitch with Will Smith

"It was fun because, after shooting, Will and I would eat a jar of pickles and tell each other secrets. It was so much fun!"

After kissing Will Smith in Hitch

"I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about."

Peeling an orange is enough of a workout

"You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go "Jeez... what have you been doing - jumping rope in the attic or something?"..."Umm, no... I peeled an orange about an hour ago, why?"

Quote on muffins

"How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. "Yeah, I'll take a coffee and... Oh, my God! Yeah, I'll have the beanbag chair with raisins."

Kevin James on Thanksgiving

"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."

Quote on the best feeling in the world

"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."

Kevin James quote on Robert DeNiro

"I know [Robert] De Niro, you know, it's all famous that he packed on 60 pounds for Raging Bull, but ah, he just did it for one movie, I do that for every movie."

Kevin James quote on Vince Vaughn

"I did stand-up my whole career, and Vince didn't, and it's a little frustrating when he's funnier than me, and that bothers me a little bit."

It's a scream

"I went water skiing and I found out that I scream the exact same if a great white attacks me...or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."

Kevin James quote on his weight

"My fitness goals are different than most peoples. Most people want to lose enough weight so they look good in a bathing suit or they want to lower their cholesterol. I just want to lose enough so my stomach doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth. "

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