Khloe Kardashian Quotes: Her Top Ten Best Funny & Serious Quotations

Khloe Kardashian is pretty much famous for being the taller sister of Kim Kardashian. She has helped herself to some more fame by marrying Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom, but soon her quotes will get her some more fame, too. Khloe really is one of the funnier quotes in Hollywood. At the very least, she has the funniest quotes out of any of the girls from Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Don't mess with her man

"If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them."

Wonder if she would still pick them to win the Super Bowl now

"The Saints of course"

Kourtney show her boobs. Never!

"Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child."

What? If she only had a quote about Kourtney's boobs, than Kim would be jealous. Either that, or she is just obsessed with her sisters' boobs.

"Your boobs look good. They don't look so gigantic."

Thoughts on being pregnant

"Honestly, I just lost weight! I want to be a skinny pregnant person, like how my sister Kourtney looks so cute pregnant. I can't be a house [after] I just lost weight."

Quote summing herself up

"I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a bi*ch."

Quote on her sister Kourtney's sanity

"She's late and she's nauseous and she doesn't think she is pregnant? Is she insane?"

Words of wisdom

"Well, if you forget to take it. It doesn't work."

Funny quote about when mom is coming

"I hear the pitter-patter of a dinosaur."

Khloe Kardashian on prison

"They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary."

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