Kids' Halloween Jokes--Fun!

What's a good name for a girl born on Halloween? Jackie Lantern!

That's my one and only Halloween joke-- until now. What's yours? If you are looking for good Halloween jokes, there's plenty of them waiting to be found on the internet. I've listed 5 fun Halloween joke sites that I like. From each site, I chose 3 jokes that made me laugh. I hope you like them, too! Click on the underlined site titles to checkout, for yourself, many more Halloween jokes.

Halloween Jokes

Scroll down the page a bit and the jokes start rolling!

1. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!

2. Why don't skeletons go out on the town? Because they don't have any body to go with!

3. What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving

Halloween Jokes for Kids

This site has great graphics and funky "Ghost Busters" music. Funny jokes, too.

1. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare Centers!

2. What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!

3. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo!

Silly Halloween Riddles

This site doesn't have great graphics or music. It does have funny Halloween jokes and riddles.

1. What do black cats like for breakfast? Mouse Krispies!

2. How did the skelton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.

3. How do skeletons call their friends? On the telebone!

Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

This is a great site for lots of jokes. They are funny and G-Rated. You can click links on the left side and find many more pages of jokes.

1. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?" Everyone was 'a goblin!

2. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!

3. Who was a famous French skeleton? Napolean Bone-Apart!

Funny Halloween Jokes and Riddles for Kids

This site not only has funny Halloween jokes , but also you can add a joke of your own for others to read. To get to their jokes, scroll down the page a bit, and you'll see them. You can also click links on the left side of the page to find lots more jokes.

1. What day of the week do monsters eat their candy? Chewsday!

2. What's the best game to play at Halloween? Hide and Shreik!

3. Why did the witch put her broom in the washing machine? To get a clean sweep!

Enjoy telling these "spook-tacular" jokes to your friends! Happy Halloween!