Kids, Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana) is Not Pregnant

I Repeat: Miley Cyrus is Not Pregnant

Moi is Moi
You know, I try to rarely get involved in celebrity gossip, but this is just too much. Girls and boys, little Miley Cyrus, better known to some as Hannah Montana is not pregnant. I repeat: Miley Cyrus is not pregnant.

The problem began when some enterprising individual scanned in a tidbit from the popular teen magazine, J-14. The jokester then used a bit of Photoshop magic to change what had begun as a quirky bit about Miley's nasty habits into a bit about her revealing her "pregnancy" and marveling at the fact that it had "accidentally happened."

MSNBC caught wind of the incident after numerous celebrity blogs picked up on the doctored tidbit and did a little investigation. Despite their efforts, some gung-ho fans and internet denizens are shouting Miley Cyrus' "good news" from the rooftops. Kids, it's all rumors. J-14 never reported the non-incident.

So, let's recap: Little Miley Cyrus, only 14 years old, is not pregnant. If we have to pick on someone, can we pick on someone, ya know, of legal age?

And please, for the love of all that is holy, leave the news spoofing to The Onion if that's the best you can do.

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  • cyerlo11/30/2010

    is it true about her if she was im sour she would of told everyone by now x

  • breianna8/14/2010

    are you preant i miss you

  • keyonna7/23/2010

    hannah this be need to top they no you are not preant they just want to bother you

  • ARAIANNA7/11/2010

    HANNHA IS NOT HAVING A BABY BY KNOW SO LEAVE HER BEACAUSE SHE WAS DONE WHIT NICK

  • janiyya6/20/2010

    she is pregnate

  • Mary5/19/2010

    people need to leave her alone she is an ordinary teenager she doesnt deserve to be treated this way everyone has made mistakes in their lives so GET OVER IT. its not fair and its kidish.

  • jesse5/6/2010

    hay miley cyrus i am sorry that no one beiles you but i do

  • scary4/12/2010

    For those who believed the rumors i wonder where you guys where when GOD was distributing brains?????????????

  • scary4/12/2010

    You people should stop criticizing her and think of your lives!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Miley Cyrus Hater11/19/2009

    Miley is a WHORE,SLUT,BITCH,TWAT and CUNT.
    I HATE MILEY. Miley is FAT,UGLY and FUGLY.

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