Kim Kardashian’s Potential Wishlist for Santa

Karen Gros

Kim Kardashian has had such an emotional year in 2011. She took months planning a perfect wedding, finally got married to only have her marriage fall apart just shy of being married for a whole 200 days. Imagine that!

Kim was in the spotlight for so long with her wedding plans and TV wedding that she is utterly missing the limelight. TV cameras and the press was focused on her for an entire year to get the latest scoop on her big wedding. No. 1 on Kim's potential wish list for Santa this year is to get back in the spotlight. Sister Kourtney seems to have taken that spot at present with news of baby No. 2 on the way. What will Kim do to get back in the spotlight? I say you never know!

Do you think Kim is heartbroken over her split with Chris Humphries? Probably not, but she does miss romance and attention. However, until the divorce is final, she will settle for something a little more cuddly. Kim will have to make do with a soft and furry Persian cat (yeah right!), Wish No. 2 on Kim's potential wish list.

We all know that Kim Kardashian is famous for her behind. She is feeling a bit insecure after the end of her marriage and wants to make sure that her back side is seen. She's always been so proud of her behind Potential Wish No. 3 is for a new silicone butt pad from Bubbles.

Feeling lonely and having nobody to talk to except her new Persian cat (Wish No. 2) has left Kim needing another confidant to confide in. To fill this need, Kim gets a wax figure of Oprah, Potential Wish No. 4 so she can talk to her whenever she wants.

Now that it has been a couple of months since her marriage has busted up, Kim is really missing a partner in bed. She decides to fill this need with none other than Ron Jeremy, Potential Wish No. 5.

After such an emotional year, Kim is left feeling a bit unstable and not sure what exactly went wrong with her relationship with Chris Humphries. To get to the bottom of this, she hires Dr. Phil to help her come to terms with the break up and understand what went wrong so she won't have to go through this again. Dr. Phil to the rescue and Potential Wish No. 6.

All of the crying over Chris has left Kim feeling insecure. She wants to make sure her image is intact so she decides to become a spokeswoman for PETA. Someone really should have told her that PETA sucks. Potential Wish No. 7, become a spokeswoman for PETA.

I really hope that Kim Kardashian gets all her wishes this holiday season. This list was made for entertainment and just for fun! Happy Holidays!


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Published by Karen Gros

Karen is a freelance writer covering LSU Sports, news, country music, celebrities, fashions and 'œtwin' topics. She has been a Top 1,000 badge earner at YCN since 2007, published nationally in ma...  View profile

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