King Obama and the Libtards of the Square Table

We all have read the legend of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table as kids. I wanted to inject a little satire and bring this story into modern times. This is all fiction and the names belong to politicians...so I am safe.

The back drop of the story is based on the Code of Chivalry, Honor, Honest Valor and Loyalty. None of these individuals in the story below contain or abide by any of the codes that King Arthur and his Knights lived by. This is a modern day version of King Obama and the Libtards of the Square Table.

The symbolism of the round table is known throughout the world. The theory behind the round table was that no one person, not even the King, would be able to sit at the head of the table. It enforced the belief of equality. This new "King" did not believe in this concept.

"King" Obama came into power of a great land called America. He sprinkled his magical dust in the eyes of millions and promised them hope and change. The population ate it up like a big piece of Chicago stuffed pizza.

Once in power, "King" Obama sat out on a quest to find 23 Libtards to surround his square table.

Others objected "King" Obama's magic and were banished from the kingdom and not allowed to participate in governing the land. It was a bad time in the land called America because "King" Obama spoke often with a forked tongue. The "King" would hijack all the news media and use them to push his evil agenda...the total destruction of our society.

"King" Obama assembled a group of Libtards with haste and totally refused to examine their background. Sir Biden would be "King" Obama's 2nd in command and official court jester. Sir Biden was stricken with foot and mouth disease and suffered from major bouts of plagiarism.

Sir Emanuel is a very close friend of "King" Obama, so he was appointed as Chief of Staff. Both the King and Sir Emanuel come from the sleazy political scene of Chicago. Together, they both were groomed on how to use bully tactics and to "never let a serious crisis go to waste because that is an opportunity to do things you couldn't do before."

Some in the kingdom believe Sir Emanuel is in control of "King" Obama and his agenda. He is usually heard in the background telling the King to keep up the double talk, while pushing legislation in the dark of night by his Libtard minions: Pelosi, Reid, Frank, Waxman, Schumer, Rangel, Murtha and Boxer.

"King" Obama is always in campaign mode and the Libtard minions promote his plans faithfully. They do not care what the hard working taxpayers in the land of America want as long as they obtain their job security and fat pockets. The glow of America began to lose its luster under these Libtards.

The "King" continued to pick his cabinet members by selecting Madame Clinton as Head Libtard at the Department of State. Madame Clinton had recently lost to "King" Obama and was still a bitter, cold and angry woman who had a fake laugh that made people vomit. She always complained about "right-wing" conspiracies each time something went bad. Thankfully, we won't hear much about her in this story.

To keep his kingdom up and running, "King" Obama turned to someone who did not understand money. Sir Geithner was appointed to head up the Department of the Treasury, even though he had failed to pay taxes for several years. The kingdom was in an uproar but King Obama believed this Libtard was the best suited for the job.

Eventually, Sir Geithner, with "King" Obama's permission, put a $787 billion dollar tax upon the people. All this after "King" Obama promised the taxpayers that he would not raise their taxes one single dime. The "King's" followers still have no clue about the tax raise and continue to lick the "King's" heel.

Even after this huge tax, the land of America continued to struggle. The unemployment rate jumped to 9.4 percent. Sir Emanuel, "King" Obama and Sir Biden came up with a Libtard phrase to fool the people of the land. The phrase was "save and or create.

It was an absurd concept but Libtard followers believed in the "King's" fork-tongue. People were out of jobs, losing their homes and finding it a rough going all around. "King" Obama pushed the "save and or create" myth and those who still had his magic dust in their eyes believed this with all their heart.

"King" Obama needed someone to handle and distribute justice throughout the lands, so he hired Sir Holder. Sir Holder was very fond of individuals who are fugitives from justice and fought very hard for to secure shorter sentences for terror groups (Boricua Popular Army) that were on the FBI's list as a terrorist organization.

Things became even worse for the land of America when "King" Obama appointed Madame Janet Napolitano as the head of Homeland Security. Immediately, Madame Napolitano put out a memo that labeled anybody that opposed him as right-wing extremists.

The land of America was under attack from its neighbor to the south. These little people were jumping over fences, crawling through tunnels to get over and take advantage of America's social services which allowed access to free health care, education and welfare for them. Most Americans were past feed up.

These little people even had Libtards writing handouts in their native language, at the expense of America's people. Madame Napolitano was a major Libtard and made a proclamation that sneaking across our borders was not Illegal...it was just a civil issue. Libtards love law breakers.

Oh, then poor America was flooded with czars. It seemed that King Obama didn't trust those he appointed so czars were installed to ruin the country even more. Czars were everywhere. So many that the simple folk called them Czars of the Libtards.

Gloom and doomed began to settle over the land of America. Nothing the King promised was working out. Unemployment kept going up and the King continued to push his agenda.

The "King" was arrogant. He totally loved himself. There was not a day that went by, where you could escape his huge ears on television.

While on television, the "King" put on a magic show everyday with his words. Even bragging that his administration has done more since "King" FDR. Too bad none was for the better.

Under the King were his Libtard minions, lead by the Monster called Pelosi. She was a hideous monster whose face was stretch extremely tight. She always looks so surprised. She scared everyone in the land.

The Libtard minions claimed to be such intellects but they could not read. They attempted to pass legislation without ever reading the entire thing. Sometimes they would try this in the middle of the night when the minority party was asleep.

This type of rule would continue until 2010. Finally the people of America woke up from the magic and voted out most of the Libtards. The morale of this story is that we need to take the crown of King Obama in 2012.