Kiss Me You Fool

Kiss me you fool.
Kiss me now.
No! No! No!
Don't kiss a cow.

I know your vision is not very clear,
But your kissing the end of a cow's ear.

Kiss me you fool.
Kiss my lips.
No! No! No!
Don't kiss a whip.

A whip is long and very snappy.
Kiss me now and make me happy.

Kiss me you fool.
I'm waiting for you.

No! No! No!
You kissed Scooby-Doo.

Scooby is stuffed and has lips of cloth.
Your driving me crazy.
I need lips that are soft.
.
Kiss me you fool.
Ah, your kissing me now.
Darn it, but you have lips
That taste like a cow.