Klansman's Robe Turns Pink in the Wash: He Forgot to Separate His Colors from His Whites
Stevens, whose lifelong affiliation with the Klan has made him a notorious Bser, alleges that some of the town's younger 'tanner' citizens sabotaged his washer with a red jersey, which he described as, "probably gang colors of some sort."
Asked how he can be sure if the suspects were of a darker race, Stevens replied, "I'm certain of it. They were also carrying watermelons, listening to rap, and while exiting the Laundromat, they almost tripped over their baggy jeans."
When questioned about whether the laundry incident could've been his own fault, Stevens grew so irate that his face turned redder than his KKK getup. "Some are saying it happened because I didn't separate my whites from my coloreds, That just goes to show you segregation is the way of the Lord. In laundry and also in life."
The mishap, however, didn't discourage him from attending his monthly Klansman rally, held in his hometown, Pigeon Hole, Alabama. But because his robe and hood were both an unfortunate shade of pink, Arnie was immediately asked to go home, on the suspicion of being a homosexual.
"Unfortunately my fellow Klansman judged me solely on the color of my robe. But I can't help it what color my robe is. What's inside is what counts," said Arnie, wiping back a tear.
In related news, convenience store owner Glen Carpenter reported that two black males stole two 40 oz bottle of Mickey's Malt Liquor, valued at $1.89 apiece. The two suspects escaped on foot, and were described by local authorities as "two black males, don't they all look the same?" Public is advised to be on the lookout, as suspects are considered to be armed and dangerous, not to mention drunk on very cheap beer.
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Post a CommentPerfect for SNL!!!
Maybe he should start-up a spinoff group and call them Klu Klux Klowns !
Maybe he should start-up a spinoff group and call them Klu Klux Klowns !
Maybe he should start-up a spinoff group and call them Klu Klux Klowns !
"The Onion" should hire you, stat.
ROFL! You did it again with another great twist of your imagination. You keep this up and you may be asked to leave Broken Springs! LOL or at least only go out at night...
I gotta agree with Krysta. The title of this article alone is genius.
Best title ever!
HAHA....I'm passing this along...good job, jenny!
LMAO! This is genius!