Kourtney Kardashian Quotes: Her Top Ten Best Funny & Serious Quotations

Kourtney Kardashian is better known as just the pregnant Kardashian sister. Only problem is she isn't pregnant anymore, but her quotes still give us reason to talk about her. Whether it's rattling off sayings in Keeping Up with the Kardashians or just responses to fans, most of Kourtney's quotes are just plain funny. She will, however, throw one off with the occasional serious one. Here are her top ten quotations.

On her private life being public

"It's hard to re-live some of the bad moments and it's not really a normal way to live your life. You get the feelings all over again it's a really strange way to live, and then everyone sees it and everyone comments. It makes you think; 'Am I doing the right thing?' But you know I live my life for myself."

Her response to a fan telling her to dump Scott

"OK, I'll do it for you."

Quote on how being a mother changed her

"Even silly things, like the fact that all of my pictures on my cell phone used to be of me at photo shoots - conceited, I know! - but, now, every single picture on my phone is of Mason."

Is my booty dropping?

"I want to try to do squats - stuff that will keep the booty up there!"

Mason to the rescue

"We are tired of the lies. Mason brought me and Scott closer together. Our relationship is stronger."

How she lost the weight from pregnancy so quickly

"They doctored and Photoshopped my body to make it look like I have already lost all the weight [from my pregnancy], which I have not."

Just too funny of a quote

"Khloe, stop molesting my sister."

Tacos go where?

"Ashley Paige is insane. I'm ready to shove a taco up her a$$."

About her period

"I'm sure. I don't like write those things down."

Helping Kim with slogans

"Do it with class, but undress that A$$."

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