Kristin Cavallari Wants Subway at 2am During Mom's DUI Bust in Barrington, IL

Jenna de Salea
I guess the big news in this story is that Barrington finally has a Subway, people. Rejoice.

Anybody out and about when this happened? It was like 10 minutes from my mom's house, so tell me if you were.

Turns out former The Hills star, Kristin Cavallari was out partying with her mom (The hell? Who parties with their mom?) when her mom was pulled over by the Barrington po-po at 2am for suspicion of DUI.

You can get all the deets on the story here, if you're so inclined...and O-M-G six degrees of separation! I actually know this family, but had no idea it was Kristin's...hello awkward!

So anyway, the funniest part of this is while her mom was like saying the alphabet backwards and trying to walk in a straight line, Kristin wanted the cops to get her water, and run in for a Subway sammich! Hahahahaha! You're on your own mom! I need a turkey on wheat, hold the mayo!

Too funny. Such a colossal FAIL. Mom was arrested and the car was impounded because Kristin said she was too bombed to drive. So that's a bummer and all.

Wonder what ol' starting QB Jay thinks of these hijinks!

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Jenna has been writing content for online publications in the specialties of Entertainment, Lifestyle, Health and Fitness, Local Events, Op-Ed, and Beauty since 2009. She also writes fiction and poetry, as w...   View profile

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  • Laura Cone 9/9/2010

    cute style in your writing; thanks

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