Ladies, Make the Most Out of Your Guns

You have them for a reason and nature's intent is for them to provide nourishment for your babies. Man's intent is not that far off but with the right know how, you can learn to take advantage of the perks (no pun intended) of having large breasts. This article is for the savvy and sexy female who is not above using all your assets to get what you want, like me. Even if you were cheated in the breast department, there are tons of tools to faking it. Just make sure the guy you are interested in knows the truth and the forget every body else. Have fun in using your girls and as long as no one gets hurt, you have nothing to worry about. So tell that little angel on your shoulder to shut up as you read this article and learn how to utilize yours.

Good training begins at home

Preparation is the most important step in the utilization of your breast. You've had them for awhile now but like a lot of women, you tend to forget they are even there. You must break that mind-set and began to be fully conscious of them. Look at them in the mirror and get familiar with how they look and feel. Walk around with them free so they can breath and get some fresh air. Try to get them in some sunlight. Wash them gently and be kind to them. Insist that others are kind to them as well. Now when you are about to leave the house, prep them by telling them where you're going and what you need them to do. They are listening and if you did the above suggestions, they will be happy to help out. Lightly powder the undersides (important for you bigger breasted gals) and spray a light, pretty fragrance on them. For a better effect, you can sprinkle some sparkle powder on your cleavage. Put on the prettiest bra you have with matching panties (it'll make your other region happy but that is another article). Adjust the girls so they are fully comfortable in the cups of the bra and adjust the straps as needed. Now, put on a top that is form-fitting and or cleavage-bearing. If you are not use to wearing these types of clothes, that's okay. You can wear a light sweater or jacket over it. Just make sure it can be unzipped or untied easily enough. Since you DO NOT want to come off as too easy, I suggest you wear something that covers your lower body and isn't too tight. Now I know you are all masters at doing your hair and make-up to looking your optimal best but one thing that is a must is lip gloss. Since the lips are the first thing that sticks out before the breast, they tend to get attention too. Okay, now you are ready to put those babies to work.

"I'm sorry officer. I wasn't aware I was..."

Okay. First things first, men are in awe of breast and tend to lose all intelligent functions when face to face with them. Some men can snap out of it quicker then others but no heterosexual man is immune to the power of the breast. The thing is, you have a 3-5 second window to make an impression using not only the girls but other things to make sure his attention continues to stay on the girls until you get what you want. Body movement is important and even in the closed quarters of a car, you can do this. So, lets say you're driving and a police officer stops you. Now this is a little tricky since the officer could be gay and all police officers are a little tougher to deal with. Make sure it's a man pulling you over and make sure you are pulled over in a well populated and well lighted area for your own safety. As the officer is walking to your car, undo the sweater or jacket you are wearing and just roll your shoulders back with both hands on the steering wheel. Do not jerk your shoulders back so far, it looks unnatural and obvious. Now, since he could be gay this could be a total miss but if, when approaching your vehicle, he looks at your breasts for more than a glance, he's hetero. Breath deeply and if his attention returns back to your breasts, he definitely hetero. So, as he asks for your license and registration, you can play this two ways. You can either take the slightly dumb, bubble-headed route or you can take the slightly frustrated and cute-sad route. I always go with the second option which works like a charm. As you are getting your license, explain to the officer how sorry you are and how you've been having such a bad morning. It is important that your face conveys sadness and frustration. Tell him how your goldfish died and how much you loved that little guy. He won't see the importance of a fish dying but will find it cute that you are so affected by it. As he is looking at your license, look up at him with big eyes and as he looks back at you, smile hopefully with your mouth closed and then look down right away. Let your hair tumble forward and breathe deep again. His attention should fall right back on your breasts. If you play this as beautifully as I have in the past, he will let you go with a warning and a stern smile. I suggest that you do not do this if you are a rookie or even at a intermediate level. Practice first with co-workers and the mail man. Get that guy at the bar to buy you a drink. Get comfortable in your sexuality and before you know it, you can use them in any situation.

"Parading the girls in front of girls".

Unless you come upon a room full of lesbians, you will run into other women who will not find your breasts appealing. Since women can be catty, confrontational and competitive, you have to be very careful how you play this. A lot of women do not care what others think and is quick to say screw you. They don't care if they are liked and will do what they please, whenever they please. Then you have women who want to be liked by any and all and will do anything to please. I am a middle-grounder and although I don't live off of others approval of me, I do like it when I am well liked and can get along with everyone. So, how to show your flaunt your guns and not get dirty looks from every woman who passes you? Well, first of all do not be ashamed of what you got. That was why I suggested that women who weren't use to showing so much, wear a sweater or jacket, so they won't be as self-conscious. Remember to walk tall with your shoulders back and your head held high but be approachable. Smile and don't take yourself so seriously. If you see a woman with something you admire, tell her you admire it. It could be her hair, shoes, purse or baby. Just seem genuine and sincere. The most important thing is to be happy with you and if anyone else has a problem with who you are, then forget them.

"Recycled utilization".

So he has saw them and played with them and gotten many uses out of them. You think that they cannot possibly be utilized at this point but that is so not true. I don't care if your boyfriend/husband/lover has seen them one million times, that is the beauty of the breasts. They are like new to him every time you put a shirt on and go to take it off again. He remembers the fun he has with them and how he could never have that much fun if he was alone. Bearing cleavage still renders him speechless and seeing other men looking at your cleavage will make him want you all the more. So, you are tired of reminding him to take the trash out and the first thing you want to do is yell and call him an idiot. No matter how mad you are, you have to remember you catch more bees with honey. Put on something sexy and saunter up to him. Wordlessly remind him of what your body, your girls have to offer. Smile and kiss him gently. Ask him again to please take the trash out. He will think that if he does take the garbage out, he will be able to be with you. If you do this well and enough, you can create your own Pavlov's bell. Now that's utilization.