Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Rihanna; Who Has the Best Red Carpet Entrance at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards?

Giant Egg VS Wings and Wardrobe Malfunction

Jason Cooley
Lifted on a platform resting on the shoulders of 3 male models lies Lady Gaga making her entrance on the red carpet of the Grammy Awards in the fetal position in a giant non air-conditioned egg. Now that's what I call commitment to upholding her hard earned title as "What the hell is that." To complete the look, Lady Gaga went the extra mile having a Vanna White/Barkers Beauty type model displaying the egg as it was carried down the red carpet.

Katy Perry's outfit would be considered strange on any other day than today. Katy took much less thought in her image, leading me to believe she threw on a gown with an open mid drift and threw on some Halloween wings. She looked like a girl at a Halloween party who was only concerned about dressing up, then at the last minute realized she needed something to justify the outfit as a Halloween costume and threw on some wings.

Rihanna dressed in the most traditional outfit of the bunch, wearing a tight-fitting dress with alternating 2-inch pieces of sheer material followed by 2-inch ruffled areas that conceal the parts you usually need to pay extra to see. The dress is made with very little error for body positioning since one shift will cause the censors to hit the "blur" button. She must have certain regions taped up, and I'm sure we will find this out as the night progresses as there is no way this dress is going to stay in place.

Now, with all things considered, the results are in. The best dress between Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Rihanna is easily the woman holding her knees to her chest inside the giant egg. I mean common on people, a full grown woman entered the red carpet of the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards curled up in a giant egg!

I do respect Lady Gaga for being one of the few musicians who write her own songs, but never have been a fan. This red carpet entrance has made me reconsider. I never thought I would ever have a Lady Gaga picture posted on my wall, but let me tell you right here and now that the odds of that happening with the giant egg are 50/50.

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