Lady Gaga New Years Resolution for 2010

What Big Plans Does Lady Gaga Have for Us Next?

Earl Brooks
Lady Gaga has quick become one of the biggest stars of 2009. She has released four number one hits: Just dance, Poker face, Love game, Paparazzi, and Bad Romance. All four of these hits came from her debut album Lady Gaga - The Fame. Also in this one year lady Gaga has met the Queen of England, been one of Barbra Walter "Ten Most Fascinating People of 2009", appeared on SNL and the Ellen DeGeneres show. Having accomplished so much in just one year what more would she like to accomplish in 2010.

Here are just a few suggestions.

10. Disprove that whole hermaphrodite rumor.

9. Team up with Boy George, Madonna, and Britney Spears to make the ultimate gay anthem.

8. Start a line of glitter eye liner, which comes with a two inch wide brush.

7. Invest in PVC, latex and other plastics as it will soon be the biggest fashion fad in 2010.

6. Post a picture on hot or not so we can finally have a definitive answer as to whether she is hot or not.

5. Convert the house commons into "Monsters" (Gaga Fans) and convince the Queen of England to wear a skin tight latex jump suit and a peacock head piece around Buckingham Palace.

4. Make a third appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show involving Ellen in her performance of Bad Romance just so Ellen can sing the part "Gaga...Oh La La."

3. As a follow up to Barbara Walters "Most Fascinating People of 2009" appear on the view to finally explain what a "disco stick" is.

2. Become such a giant star that MTV is forced to start playing music videos again in an attempt to regain ratings.

1. Create the Gaga Monster's foundation providing a variety of latex and plastic clothing to eccentric children across the country.

While no one knows what surprises Lady Gaga will bring to us next year there is no doubt she is here to stay for quite sometime. We also look forward to see what the next decade will reveal of her and her quest to liberate those "Monsters" who feel they do not fit in.

Published by Earl Brooks

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  • Valerie Ferrari12/15/2009

    LOL - the Queen in latex :-)

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