Here are just a few suggestions.
10. Disprove that whole hermaphrodite rumor.
9. Team up with Boy George, Madonna, and Britney Spears to make the ultimate gay anthem.
8. Start a line of glitter eye liner, which comes with a two inch wide brush.
7. Invest in PVC, latex and other plastics as it will soon be the biggest fashion fad in 2010.
6. Post a picture on hot or not so we can finally have a definitive answer as to whether she is hot or not.
5. Convert the house commons into "Monsters" (Gaga Fans) and convince the Queen of England to wear a skin tight latex jump suit and a peacock head piece around Buckingham Palace.
4. Make a third appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show involving Ellen in her performance of Bad Romance just so Ellen can sing the part "Gaga...Oh La La."
3. As a follow up to Barbara Walters "Most Fascinating People of 2009" appear on the view to finally explain what a "disco stick" is.
2. Become such a giant star that MTV is forced to start playing music videos again in an attempt to regain ratings.
1. Create the Gaga Monster's foundation providing a variety of latex and plastic clothing to eccentric children across the country.
While no one knows what surprises Lady Gaga will bring to us next year there is no doubt she is here to stay for quite sometime. We also look forward to see what the next decade will reveal of her and her quest to liberate those "Monsters" who feel they do not fit in.
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Post a CommentLOL - the Queen in latex :-)