Last Minute Joe "The Plumber" Political Limericks

Roger Gowens
Joe "The Plumber" Political Limericks

From the northwest part of Ohio

is a guru with all the answers named Joe

to the camera Joe mugs

McCain swoons like one on drugs

to this plumber's crack America: Just say NO!

Joe "The Plumber" Political Limerick #2

From Ohio came Joe Wurzelbacher

when he was exposed the GOP cried "hacker"

Joe: "Obama dances like Davis, Jr". you see

so when it comes to bigotry

unlike his plumbing Joe is no slacker

Joe "The Plumber" Political Limerick #3

John McCain takes the voters for fools

his buddy Joe never attended plumbing schools

he thought Joe the answer to prayers

but they're just putting on "Ayers"

as his ardor for Sarah Palin cools

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