Last Minute Sarah Palin-John McCain Political Limericks
Palin's image couldn't get much less rosy
when to the phone Sarah started to mosey
it seems clear to me
to check the caller ID
when taking a call said to be from Sarkozy
Sarah Palin Political Limerick #2
Palin doesn't buy clothes at Costco
McCain sips lattes laced with bosco
somehow we're meant to see
they're regular folks just like me
buy that, I've got beachfront land in Moscow
Sarah Palin Political Limerick #3
Presidential plans McCain has to shelve
'cause failure into Palin's past to delve
it cost big bucks for her to dress
threw John under the Straight Talk Express
as Palin revs up her campaign for 2 thousand 12
Sarah Palin Political Limerick #4
Palin wasn't in her statements forthcomin'
In interviews she was known for hawin' and hummin'
McCain's aides say she's "gone rogue"
though with some she's in vogue
she, McCain and both Joes'll soon be bummin'
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3 Comments
Post a CommentThanks J.P. and Carol!
Methinks that the Democrat hollers, but they certainly take some big "swallers", Miss Michelle had a meal, and thought it a steal, at four hundred and twenty-two dollars. Sorry, I was inspired by yours. Cute limricks.
Love it. So timely and accurate and said with a limericky flair.