Learn How to French Kiss: 6 Tips for Guys Who Want the Edge

Allright. So there you are, on your way to drop a date off at her apartment after a wonderful Friday night out on the town. You just blew half your months pay wining and dining this goddess, and you are confident that she really likes you. You've been noticing that she keeps looking at you shyly as you get closer to her complex. When you stop in front of her apartment, you open your door and walk around the car to meet her as she gets out. She fumbles with her keys and tells you what a great time she had. Now, unless all you want is another friend, it's time to make your move. You quickly kiss her, but midway through your repertoire you hear her grunting. You open your eyelids to find that her beautiful face has changed to become wide-eyed, red, and panic stricken. When you release her from your death-grip, she backs away gasping for air and wiping your saliva that is dripping from her chin. You watch her run inside without so much as a "good night." Well, at least you can still go home and watch "Conan."

If the above scenario sounds agreeable to you, then please just stop reading right here. Go enjoy your late night TV shows while other guys are out having the time of their lives. However, if you want to knock your lady off her feet with your knowledge of kissing, then you may want to take a look at the tips below. I am going to reveal to you my secrets that you can use to make a lasting impression on any girl you choose. After I have given you some basic guidelines, I will provide a specific example of how to deliver a dynamite kiss.

1. "Slow down 12 gauge."

I know that you're hot for that cute thing next to you, but try not to act the same way you would if you were hungry for a juicy burger. Don't dive into your partner's mouth the first time you go for the kiss. Keep your lips relaxed and move slowly. Once you know then you can turn things up a notch.

2. "Quit thinking about if you will get me in bed and KISS ME!"

Pay attention to the person you are kissing. Masters of kissing know that it is all about communicating with the other person. By paying attention to your partner you will sense how they respond to the different things you try. Everyone is different, so experiment a little, but don't expect everything you try to be a hit. Be aware and responsive. Good kissing will definitely lead to other things if you do it correctly.

3. "Is this a kiss or a police frisk?"

Confidence is every woman's biggest turn on. Using your hands in the right places shows your partner that you are confident. Proper hand placement and movement is essential in turning your partner on even more. However, respect also is a huge issue here. Don't act like you are a kid a Discovery Zone in the ball cage groping around for that Power Rangers watch that you lost. As guys, we have a couple spots on our bodies that are very sensitive. Women...well...they have a lot more. Places like by the ear, the side of the neck, on the waist, on the small of the back, and the arms are good places to put them in the beginning. Also, the type of touch is very important. Some of the techniques I use are lightly tracing the back of her arms with my fingertips, lightly scratching the skin on her lower back, and placing both hands on her waist to pull her body close to mine.

4."Hey you...eyes up here"

Eye contact. I can't stress it enough. Looking into your woman's eyes as you draw closer to her face will give her butterflies for sure. It says to her "I'm right here, I know what I'm doing, and I'm confident." However, once your lips touch, close your eyes. If she happens to open her eyes during the kiss, you don't want to scare her by looking like a deer in the headlights of a car.

5."Did you have onions for lunch?

Brushing your teeth twice a day is easy, but it is essential to your success in kissing. Fresh breath is a must have when you are face to face with the girl of your dreams. Personally, I hate mints. However, I almost always have a piece of spearmint gum in my mouth. However, don't over-do it. She wants to kiss YOU, not a Listerine Pocket-Pack.

6."Didn't I see this in Naughty Nurses 5?"

Kiss women like they want to be kissed. Have you ever seen two girls kiss? Lesbians know how it should be done. If you watch how they kiss each other, you will learn a great deal about what women like and what turns them on.

Now, I will provide you with an example of how the previous scenario would turn out if you applied the techniques I have described.

(In front of her apartment complex)
You open your door and walk around the car to meet her as she gets out. She fumbles with her keys and tells you what a great time she had. You tell her that she looked amazing that evening, and that you can't wait to see her again soon. You put your right hand on her waist and gently pull her towards you while looking her directly in the eyes. You slowly slide your left had up her arm and over her shoulder. You brush her hair back behind her ear, place your hand with your fingertips barely behind her neck, tilt your head slightly to the right, and use your left hand to guide her face towards yours. When your lips touch, you close your eyes. You keep your lips soft, and catch her bottom lip between your lips. You keep your kisses slow, and you feel her mouth begin to open slightly. You open your mouth and slide your tongue a little ways into her mouth. You feel her tongue touch yours, and you twirl your tongue around hers in a circular motion. You withdraw your tongue, kiss her lips, and initiate another slightly deeper open mouth kiss. While you are kissing her, your hands are busy. You move them from her neck to her sides, her waist, her back, and her arms. You vary your touch to include light scratching, squeezing, caressing, and rubbing in small circles. As you slowly pull away from her kiss, you open your eyes. The look in her eyes tells you that you've done a great job, and that she want's more. She tells you that she thought she was tired, but that she's changed her mind and thinks you should come up to her place for a few drinks.

I am continually surprised by the amount of guys who have no idea how to kiss correctly. I guarantee that if you put in the work to apply what you've read here, then you will be successful. You will have a distinct edge on the other guys out there who will spend the rest of their lives in the first scenario. I wish you all the best of luck. Here's to your success!