LEMBIONESE SPIRITUAL LEADER EXILED!!!

Lembionese Content Army Spiritual Leader BAREFOOT Muqhtar Bin Saladan El Qualudin Kimo Sahb was forced today into exile by the controlling forces of the Associated Content Imperialist Regime and is hiding in a remote area of wordpress.com. It is believed that the act was perpetrated by hard line practitioners of the regime against the cleric and other high ranking Lembionese officials as a covert effort to discredit and thwart the effectiveness of the sect's leanings and teachings.

When questioned about Associated Content's alleged acts of aggression Ayatollah BAREFOOT Muqhtar stated: "Ayeeeeee! The Yankee Infidels promised me 47 Virgins for my content but in reality wanted to pay me 47 Virginians. Not West Virginians mind you which are most sacred to my followers but ordinary Virginians which are virtually worthless. When I attempted to renegotiate the specifics of our pact I was asked; Who do you think you are Tom Cruise?"

The cleric went on to say that every time he attempted to negotiate he was met with arcane links and diversions to items that had no relation to the current agenda as well as numerous references to the actor Tom Cruise which the cleric found as unneeded distractions from the negotiations as well as a personal insult to his people who consider the actor as their version of the anti-Christ. Needless to say, Peace talks quickly collapsed and widespread hostilities broke out amongst the previously united groups.

At press time numerous forums had erupted in favor of the Lembionese group and their leader BAREFOOT Muqhtar with other splinter groups threatening to join the fray as well. There is mass concern, unease and speculation that both sides may have access to arsenals of weapons of mass destruction including nuclear warheads which if launched could precipitate world war.

We will keep you abreast of this rapidly unfolding saga as information is disseminated to this office.