Leporiphobia
Sitting in your throne like the king of the mall
I don't know why
Every year we have this same call
Stand in line
Feet start to hurt, palms to sweat
Babies are crying
Parents are shoving, bad as it gets
Getting closer
The music's louder the nearer I am
Peter Cottontail
Sounds so cheerful, but I don't give a damn
I know I'm next
My heart is pounding, I start to freak
I want to run
Suddenly I hear my mother speak:
Z, it's your turn, go sit with Easter Bunny
Quit acting up, you'll ruin this, honey
You know I hate it when you make me waste money
And it was $5.99 for a pic with this bunny!
SO SMILE!
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Z.J. Ascensio began writing professionally in 2005. Since then, she s been published on various websites (Yahoo! News and Movies, The Huffington Post, and USA Today College among them) covering a wide range... View profile
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9 Comments
Post a CommentAwww! We don't really do the Easter bunny thing too much here but I can understand why sitting on the lap of a huge rabbit would be scary *lol*
We don't have him here. Love to see him!
When I was a kid, I celebrated Easter (I no longer do so), and I was taken to sit on the Easter Bunny's knee. I could see inside the hole for his eye. I turned toward the camera and made a hideous, ugly face. I knew the whole thing was a fraud. Why do parents lie to their kids? Not only is the easter bunny a lie, it is false to Christianity. It is a symbol of sexual fertility associated with pagan rites.
No one does it better than my favorite artist, Mark Ryden. Google his painting, "The Cloven Bunny" I'm sure you'll get a kick out of it, even if lowbrow art is not your thing.
The ending, with the scream, just adds hilarity to an absurd practice that is yet required. Well-done!
I have to agree with Mike on this one!
Nice poem! Sorry it was so traumatic, but all parents need cute pictures of their darlings with the Easter bunny!
Cute ... with the right backing music, scratching to "Peter Cottontail" or similar sappy easter music, this could be a rap song.
Now that is just too cute and funny!