Let Me Paint You a Mental Picture
Unwelcome Visitor
I'm sitting next to my infant, feeding the hungry 5-month-old a bottle. I look down at his smiling face as he gurgles a happy "thank you" and smile a "you're welcome" his direction. One of the other children asks me a question so I turn and talk to them for a moment. I look back down at the baby and notice something that wasn't there before - something on the bottle. It's on the ring right next to the nipple, right next to my child's mouth. Wait a second, did it just MOVE?!
...time to perform an immediate close-up inspection...
Foreign object identified.
My exact words, "Are you kidding me?! There is a slug on my baby's bottle! Right next to his mouth!"
In my house. It wasn't there five seconds ago. What is this, the Twilight Zone?
Published by Dakrat
My wife and I are the adoring parents of seven children. That's basically my life. Oh, and I am in the Air Force and love serving my Country. View profile
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7 Comments
Post a CommentAs if raising children isn't scary enough, now I have to worry about slugs? Thanks for adding to my fears lol!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! I need a shower now.
Egads.
Yikes, teleporting slugs???
Oh, cringe, cringe!!! I don't like those things!!
Bleah!
Ewwwwwwww!!