Life Advice with Dr. Fluffy: How to Tickle Your Gummi Bear Babies <3

Gummi bears may seem like simple little things but they are very complicated little creatures and only recently has their ticklish nature been discovered (by me, of course) and it's only fair that I share this unusual secret with all of my readers. All three of you. You big studs. Well I have to admit that I was pretty darn shocked when I first heard one of my gummi bears laugh after I tickled it, but it was such an adorable sound that it would be a sin to not tell you how to do it and bring this simple joy to your life.

Step 1:
Give the chosen gummi bear a name. This will make the lil guy feel important and more likely to respond to your touch. The most common name for a gummi bear is Delicious but I've used Fluffy and Cupcake and they've worked quite well.

Step 2:
After you've named Mr. Bear whisper his/her name in his/her ear very softly while resisting the temptation to take a taste (although some like how it feels when you taste it like that). Wait patiently until you hear a response which usually comes in the form of....hmm well I guess the best way to describe it would be similar to a bird chirp but a much lower volume so listen carefully for this as this will let you know that bear accepts the given name and respects you.

Step 3:
Carefully lay bear on his back on a soft surface like a bed or pillow...they love pillows so that would be my recommendation. By this time you should notice a facial expression in the form of a smile on bear's face. Now begins the fun part: The tickling! Start by teasing bear's feet with the tip of your fingers nails. This should result in a slight chuckle from bear. For the red and orange bears, this is all they need to get them going. But for the other colors, especially the green ones, this will only result in the minimal chuckle. These bears require a little more effort from the tickler due to their kinky nature but not to worry, a simple brush on the belly with your finger tips always results in a good 3-4 minute laugh fest that will surely have you smiling like a retard with a lollipop.

Well there you have it muffins. This simple activity brings me daily joy to my sad little life and I hope it does the same for you. I'm sorry I didn't discover this fact about gummi bears sooner. You have beautiful cheeks.