Life of a Navy SEAL Not the Life for Me

After Navy SEALs Take Down Osama Bin Laden, Some Wonder about Their SEAL Credentials

Jeff Musall
COMMENTARY | The legendary status of Navy SEALs took a monumental step forward when a group of SEALs took down Osama bin Laden, the world's most wanted individual for a decade.

The Chicago Sun-Times reports city aldermen have proposed that a ticker-tape parade be held to honor members of SEAL Team Six, the elite unit that took down bin Laden. A parade would be a departure from the norm for SEALs, as much of what they do is secret and never sees the full light of day.

While I join the nation in honoring SEAL Team Six, I offer three reasons why I couldn't be a SEAL.

Swimming

SEAL is an acronym for SEa, Air, and Land. Meaning SEAL teams can operate anywhere on the planet. A big part of the training involves copious levels of swimming. Although I did spend four years in the Navy, I swim only slightly better than Donald Trump combs his hair.

The water training a person must go through to become a SEAL, to a limited swimmer like myself, seems to border on the ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I understand the physical training is demanding. I've known a couple of guys over the years who were SEALs, and I think they would agree with me that one of the biggest components of the physical training is mental toughness.

I've committed myself to some serious physical activities in the past, but I have never been able to become a good swimmer. So that, in and of itself, would keep me out. Any person wanting to consider the training should be aware that you will be asked to swim with gear on; in cold, stormy water; and for long distances.

Knot tying

Again, having been in the Navy, you would think I was great at knots. I learned celestial navigation before I mastered the bowline. Can't explain it, but it's a fact. As a SEAL, you will have to be able to master different knots, according to the New York Daily News, and do it underwater. I could probably become a rocket scientist before I could master underwater knot-tying.

I'm just not that gung ho

Not to begrudge those who can do the job, but I could never see myself committing to the SEAL life, if I were still young enough to even qualify. Remember the phrase "Navy, it's not just a job, it's and adventure?" With the SEALs, it's more than an adventure; it's also a lifestyle requiring nearly complete commitment.

Another factor for me would be orders. Sure, who wouldn't want to take out bin Laden? But suppose, if you will, Sarah Palin were president. She decides the best way to bring peace between Israel and Palestine is to take out the Palestinian leadership.

You realize such an action would inflame the region, possibly bring war, and destroy the peace process. However, you are there to act on orders, not discuss them. You become an instrument of foreign policy, like the policies or not.

I will be happy to appreciate that there are individuals who can make those commitments, and work to ensure our political leadership is able to use them sparingly, effectively, and with limited loss of life. My congratulations to SEAL Team Six.

Published by Jeff Musall

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  • Snidely Whiplash5/26/2011

    What "irony," you wonder? The irony that free speech is how the uber left entrenched themselves into mainstream America. If my peeps shut down your philosophical leaders of the past three generations as seemingly the left wishes to "curtail conservative hate speech," you do grasp that you would not be able to make such statements as you did here? You get that, right? Ironic? A great chance to fall into the hypocrisy trap? Yeah, I know...free speech wasn't your topic or point...my bad.

  • Snidely Whiplash5/26/2011

    The Trump line was funny and I appreciate your self deprecating sense of humor and the honesty to 'fess up to being a poor swimmer. And congrats on celestial navigation...not an easy task to master for sure. But that evil Sarah Palin just had to be mentioned, didn't she? No matter that she is not a policy maker. I am becoming more and more to believe folks on your side are just obsessed with demonizing everyone ya don't agree with. What happened to all that "acceptance for all points of view?" Why must we hear that blather ad infinitum when seemingly there is little truth to it? Free speech and expression so long as it is something you favor? You do see the irony, right?

  • Peter Flom5/6/2011

    It's not the life for me, either. But then, most SEALs probably wouldn't want to spend all day sitting at a computer, pushing buttons, and thinking about statistics.

    :-)

  • Julia Bodeeb5/5/2011

    You've got to be macho and I seriously lack that quality, ha ha. Though some women could probably do it, not that the military lets them

  • Patti Walden5/5/2011

    Thank God for the SEALs, but like you, it's not something I could do. (love the line about The Donald!)

  • Jesse Schmitt5/5/2011

    I think you're "gung ho" about too many other things Jeff. haha! and I love this line "I swim only slightly better than Donald Trump combs his hair." That's going on my Facebook page!!

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