Limbaugh Accuses Fox of Acting - Again

Controversial talk-show host Rush Limbaugh made threw yet another aspersion Michael J. Fox's way during his radio program today, when he not only reiterated his comments that Fox acted his way through a political advertisement, but went further by claiming that Fox "acted all throughout the 80s."

"During the 1980s, I, like many of my listeners, firmly believed that Michael J. Fox really was Alex Keaton. You know what I mean, I thought he really was a conservative crusader fighting against the liberal oligarchy in a world of liberal media. I took his words on the program to be an honest and sincere endorsement of the Reagan administration and all that we as conservatives stand for. He was my hero.

"But friends," Limbaugh continued, "he was just acting! We were duped! He was a wolf in sheep's clothing! I, too, am stunned by this divine revelation. I spent the whole of the 1980s wishing Michael J. Fox and his Alex Keaton persona would come and be my understudy, but it was all a joke. And for that, Michael J. Fox is a lying scumbag. He is the vile filth of the Earth and we should be talking about him instead of Iraq, the economy, oil, scandals, incompetence, or intelligence failures.

"But wait, it gets worse! Not only was Family Ties a complete forgery, Fox also never traveled back in time in Doc Brown's DeLorean! My expert research staff did some exhaustive digging and we discovered that no such thing as the flux capacitator exists!"

The right-wing radio host went on: "Folks, this is yet another example of how the left-wing liberal media dupes all of us. They put this man out there and they act in these fantastic stories to make us change our political beliefs! That's it! Friends, don't be fooled by this charade. Michael J. Fox has just been acting his entire career! Teen Wolf? That was fake as well! Spin City? It really WAS spin! Do not become the minion of the liberal left-wing socialist progressive atheist liberal cut-and-run liberal media elite!"

Limbaugh then fielded 25 calls, all of whom repeated what he said verbatim while claiming they were politically independent and did not wish to be brainwashed by media elites.

Fox's publicist responded to the new allegations saying simply, "Michael is shaking in his boots at these allegations. Not because the truth is finally out that he is an actor by trade, but rather because he actually does have Parkinson's and he still shakes when he's on the medication."

Dr. E. R. Humbert, specialist in neurology somewhere in Montana, said Fox "was certainly not faking anything." When asked about Limbaugh, he replied, "who is Rush Limbaugh to be talking about drugs, anyway?"