Limerick Poems

A wonderful bird is the pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belican.
He can take in his beak,
Enough food for a weak
I'm blowed if I know how the pelican.

The Old Man in a Barge

There was an old man in barge,
whose nose was exceedingly large;
but in fishing by night,
it sported a light,
which helped that old man in a barge.

Sea-Serpent

A sea-serpent saw a big tanker,
Bit a hole in her side and then sank her.
It swallowed the crew
In a minute or two,
And then picked its teeth with the anchor.