Limerick Smorgasbord from Football and Gift Shops, to China and Potty Training

Online auctions, a new shopping trend?
Just find what you want and hit "send"
From things for your yard
To pictures and cards
Search "online auctions" and log-in.

There was a little boy named Clay
Who played football every day.
But his football went flat
So he used it as a hat
And he wears that hat to this day.

From a gift shop I found on eBay
For a china cup I wished to pay.
But they said, "alas"
It's not china, just glass,
And this gift shop is closing today.

There was a young lady named Gail,
Who was potty training her little Dale.
He ran out like a shot,
Left her holding the "pot"
She said, "this potty training is not going well.