Limerick's from the Far Right

Obama O' Obama
Why do you deny Islam-A?
Imagine what you could do
If your colors ran true,
And you weren't ashamed of the Red, White and Blue.

Obama's Pod

There once was a man named Obama
Who denied being related to Osama
But as we are judged
By the company we keep
The two are just peas in a pod.

Biden's British Woes

There once was a man named Joe Biden
Who the British thought they could confide in
But he stole Neil Kinnock's story
And used it as his own
Now he's trying to get voted in.

True Obama

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If Obama said anything that was true
I'd vote for him,
As would you!

Friends

Obama, Obama, how can you do it?
Throw friends away
Like they were dirt?
There was Ayers and Raines and of course Rev. Jeremiah Wright
Who you booted when you thought you might get hurt!