Lindsay Lohan Blows Up Twitter Account with Emotional Education Bomb

Lindsay Lohan, rebel without a pause, may have given Judge Revel subliminal messages through her vulgar fingernail dressing but stands ten feet tall on Twitter for the world to read. Lohan is to report to jail on July 20 for ditching classes surrounding a 2007 DUI charge as there were no further excuses to escape the next chapter in this Lohan behind bars drama.

Lohan's last Twitter account link leads to a Newsweek article surrounding the Iranian woman, Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, facing stoning after being charged with adultery. Once entering the Newsweek article I noted the below "Drug Rehab a Rare Commodity in Prison" link next to Al Franklen's link. The article comments are full of Twitter messages for Lindsay Lohan to RT. Back to Lindsay Lohan's Twitter account.

Just two minutes before placing the above link Lohan adds what appears as a portion of an Erik Luna article according to Lohan. "November 1 marked the 15th anniversary of the U.S. Sentencing Guidelines but there were no celebrations...". She continues to pass along the message back to back of a lack of parties honoring "this punishment scheme created by Congress and U.S. Sentencing Commission." She also adds "system that saps moral judgement through it's mechanical rules."

Earlier on that day Lohan mentions how the nails were only airbrush design jokes and had nothing to do with court.

A couple days pass as the Twitter message of today is classic Lohan - the usual with the same fatherly message as before. Lohan gives her mother credit for being both mother and father to her.

Most surprisingly she never mentions her attorney.

According to TMZ Shawn Chapman Holley, Lohan's lawyer, quit today. There were reports of Lohan telling friends that Judge Revel was a (bleeping) (bleep). None of her friends seem to be stepping up to those claims, therefore, it's mere heresay at this point. But one thing is for sure, Lohan is angry and mirrors that of a suicide risk over becoming a flight risk now that she must quit drugs and drinking for good. Lohan has already stated that she can't go to jail.

Which brings us back to Twitter.

Lohan's article 5 of the U.N. Universal Declarations of Human Rights addition surrounding "cruel, inhuman, or degrading" punishment post following her 90 day jail (or less) time and 90 day rehab went public. A post that may be confused with her desire to spread awareness towards the Isreal woman from the first paragraph - that is if she wasn't making a comparison to her own situation.

What if Lindsay Lohan's Twitter, just as her fingernails, has nothing to do with her court? What if the media is reading her posts wrong? If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck - there's that small percentage that it's a dog in a duck suit.
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Source(s):
Twitter/LinsdayLohan
TMZ
Erik Luna - Lindsay Lohan
Newsweek