Lindsay Lohan Garb I Pray to See on Halloween

Jeremy Zentner
To any lady in red, ever thought as going as a Lindsay Lohan character? There are about a few that can easily be made as a costume for Devil's night. These few can also work as another crazy outfit that does not specifically need to be defined as Lohan garb.

The first and, probably most scary, is Lohan's "ex-wife." This is an outfit used in Mean Girls when the somewhat naïve protagonist dresses up as a zombie-wife for Halloween. What this consists of is a bride's dress, a black wig, some fake buckteeth, and gray make-up to give off the illusion of being the living dead. In spousal form.

If you want to go as a sexier version of Lohan, there is always the Jingle Bell rock outfit from Mean Girls. This consists of a low-cut red top with white fluff around the cleavage, a red skirt with fluff around the legs, and be sure the hair is red. If people can't identify you immediately as a Lohan character, you can just say you're a sexy Christmas princess.

What else might be a sexy Lohan outfit? Stripper Lohan! That's right, you can go as stripper Lohan from I Know Who Killed Me. This would require a trip to the lingerie store and getting a red corset with black panties and long red gloves and nylon stockings. Color the hair black and you're Lindsay Lohan's worst movie ever. But if people have a hard time identifying you, just go as something else, like a stripper or a hooker. It works either way. You can go to a Pimps and Hos party or a worst movie costume contest.

Of course, if you really want to humiliate yourself, you can go as naked, upside-down spider-crab Lohan from Family Guy. The episode did not actually use Lindsay Lohan, but did a hilarious job of imitating her into what the cartoon perceived as every man's fantasy. For this outfit, you would need a one-piece pink outfit that somewhat resembles a naked body. Lay the red hair so that they're covering the breasts and walk around on all fours upside-down like a spider-crab. Thus the illusion is complete.

Published by Jeremy Zentner

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