Lindsay Lohan Poses like Marilyn Monroe, But The Difference is Noticeable

As previously spoken of in one of my opinion columns, sexuality is one of the biggest controversy creators of the century. Sex tapes give a great deal of publicity to people such as Paris Hilton, who, in my honest opinion, is absolute tan-trash. So, tell me, what exactly is the next best thing for a faltering starlight like Lindsay Lohan to do to regain her super stardom? Why, copying an original photoshoot by someone who was the highest established sex symbol of the 40's-60's, of course!

Yes, it does seem rather bizarre, doesn't it? First, Hollywood movies are having unoriginal plots and scripts, now those who are trying to make themselves sexy again have to attempt to rub the ashes of the deceased Marilyn Monroe into their bare skin combined with silky sheets around their body. The main problem for Lindsay Lohan, however, is that she is nothing like Marilyn Monroe. Here, let me give you a few very good reasons.

1. Marilyn Monroe knew she was sexy and used that as a great advantage for her career. If anything, her assets are what started her career in the first place. Lindsay Lohan knew she was sexy, but didn't really care from the start because she just wanted to have fun at such a ripe age of her's.

2. Marilyn Monroe never let herself go because she was serious about entertainment and her own beauty. Ironically, Lindsay Lohan's beauty, though questionable, is real whilst Marilyn Monroe did have to go through a few plastic surgeries for her 'perfect body'.

3. When Marilyn didn't get what she wanted, she stopped production whenever possible, making her one of the hard-to-get sweethearts and hard-to-understand actresses in show businesses. Lindsay, when told to do whatever they told her to, she does because she believes it will help her career. Not Marilyn. Monroe refused to do any sort of too-sexy pictures so that she had her hand wrapped around elder men back then. Lindsay can't even keep people's eyes on her bare body anymore.

So, is this a cry for help or attention? Of course it is. It's unfortunate that Lindsay Lohan has finally taken a time like NOW to open her leaves and show her inner pollen, considering the fact that she always acted like a Disney sweetheart. Though, one factor does strike in my mind from my own suggestion: Vanessa Anne Hudgens. If you might recall, she had a few leaked nude pictures on the internet, meant for a co-star/boyfriend. One might not call Lindsay Lohan stupid, but childish. To expect others to look at you just because you're showing something they may want, it's not exactly the best idea you had that night of drinking whiskey.

So, to conclude, Marilyn Monroe must be posing within her grave at the moment while Lindsay Lohan still looks like she could be in a grave at the moment.