Little CPU

Come, they told me -- Pa rum pum pum pum
The new system to see -- Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest programs bring -- Pa rum pum pum pum
To fill that hard drive thing -- Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum -- Rum pum pum pum -- Rum pum pum pum
I hope I soon get one -- Pa rum pum pum pum
While they still run.

Faster C P U -- Pa rum pum pum pum
I want a new one too -- Pa rum pum pum pum
My com-pu-ter is slow -- Pa rum pum pum pum
The new one's fast, I know -- Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum -- Rum pum pum pum -- Rum pum pum pum
I want to buy me one -- Pa rum pum pum pum
While they still run.

The techs all stared in awe -- Pa rum pum pum pum
For none could find a flaw -- Pa rum pum pum pum
All programs it could load -- Pa rum pum pum pum
There'd be a million sold -- Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum -- Rum pum pum pum -- Rum pum pum pum
I need to get me one -- Pa rum pum pum pum
While they still run.

Then the blue screen came -- Pa rum pum pum pum
Playing a simple game -- Pa rum pum pum pum
Who knew there'd be a bug -- Pa rum pum pum pum
Now it runs like a slug -- Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum -- Rum pum pum pum -- Rum pum pum pum
Now I don't want one -- Pa rum pum pum pum
It doesn't run.