Little Known Facts the World Should Know

-Not many people know this, but Listerine can be used for just about anything. Got bad breath? Take a swig. Got a splinter? soak the afflicted appendage. Boss or spouse treating you like trash? Listerine can be used like holy water to exercise those demons.

-if George Lucas were to stop milking the Star Wars franchise, It would cause a revolution amonst those who refuse to move on. Instead of speaking so much time obsessing over something from the 70's, shut ins everywhere would instead go out and live productive lives.

-Big Mac "Special Sauce" is nothing more than Mayonnaise mixed with Thousand Island Dressing that has been left out in a pot, and placed on top of your local McDonald's.

-Excessive use of the word "elitist" is an easy way to identify a dickweed. It's like emo/goth/whatever you call kids who wear black makeup and act all sad calling people "conformists" all the time.

-If you spit at a Camel, they WILL spit back. If you are standing next to someone who spat at a Camel, run away! Those things are like Ron Artest. It doesn't care who did it, it will go after anyone in the general area when it retaliates.

-You've never seen Wilford Brimley and Santa Claus in the same place at any given time. Yeah, one of them might be fictional(Brimley), but the resemblance is uncanny none the less.

-If Lucas continues to milk Star Wars, Pet Rocks will eventually make an unwarranted return to pop culture. Some one hit wonder in the rap community will have a Pet Rock inspired dance.