Livejournals: Why I Hate Them and You Should Too

There are few things I hate more than LIVEJOURNALS. What is a Livejournal you ask? Livejournals are journals available on cyberspace that gives whoever wants it a little bit of the internet and allows them share their thoughts and how they feel and what not. Alright sounds kind of cool...I mean you get your own space on a website to say whatever you want...your chance to entertain or influence or make a difference.

In some sick twisted experiment the government has actually let a bunch of mindless, personality free, assholes get a hold of this tool and screw it to hell. Any ass clown can get one of these things and believe me every ass clown possible does. Using this online space they tell us about their extremely boring and uneventful life making sure to go into excruciating detail about every mundane detail in their day. If they eat a sandwich they will type exactly the type of sandwich, what was on it, when it was made, who made it, how it was, the type of bread they used, how it made them feel (usually sad), and how it changed their whole day. Here is an example of some stupid piece of shit with a Livejournal boring everybody and making us all try to feel bad...

06:19 pm
ron just told me that he got a new phone...
supposly i should be happy, but instead, i got really depressed...

i felt bad for being depressed coz his got a new phone, so i hung up on him and told him i'll call him later...

i dunno why. but i think its bcoz he got a sony ericsson.
out of all the 3 phones he had to choose sony ericson. whyHHH

i dun like the,...
but i didn't get depress coz i dun like his phone, its just sony ericson phones have this thing against me...

Die... who the hell gets sad because someone else got a Sony Ericsson phone? The answer: actually three answers...
1. Someone who can't spell or punctuate possible because they are fucking retarded and can't use spell check
2. A person living a pointless boring existence
3. A person hell-bent on getting attention by whining about how sad they are.

Attention...the reason (subconsciously or not) for having a Livejournal. People with Livejournals want other idiots with Livejournals to comment and read their Livejournals. Many a journal writer puts something about how depressing their day was and how no one loves them and why they are sad and how no one posts comments and waaaaah waaaaah waaaah. Bunch of freaking SISSY GIRLS! They honestly think that they are the center of the freaking universe and that everyone else has a life without sadness or hardship. Your right you stupid upper middle class morons...you have a rough life...how do you make it with your 3+ meals a day and your air conditioned house and the car your parents bought you...man those skinny kids in Africa are so GOD damn lucky they don't have to deal with the modern conveniences or society had because they couldn't live your hard life.

If your going to have any type of thing available to the public you would think that at least you would make it somewhat entertaining.

"Oh but you don't have to read it if you don't like it!"

Well you dummies your pointless dribble is cluttering cyberspace and polluting the minds of young impressionable people with some potential to be something. If I told half you retards that it was cool to eat lead and that Dashboard Confessional was doing it on MTV you would all die. That is the problem...too many people without any direction or sense of who they are so they try to fit in by making one of these Livejournals because one of their stupid friends has one (which she makes little nasty comments about other people in knowing damn well that the people she is insulting will read it) and they want to fit in.

Go away you self absorbent losers.