Living with Hoobazabzab Disease

I'm sorry to inform you all but my doctor has told me that I have hoobazabzab disease. Apparently it's caused by a previously undiscovered ningfriculous infarction exascerbated by an overstimulated pernifulation. From what I understand it is highly contagious among other men and there is no cure.

I had been noticing lately that my laticable wasn't natheldicating like it normally does. This left me over extenuated and with a high level of carpsnicuplating.

What does this mean you ask? Well to put it in simple terms whenever your filzisken is extrapolated and your clibizoid is forstincling it causes your corgsgeen muscle to contract around your langbieazil. This in turn will make your clontawelder feel as if it's gabbazoobing too fast. The only way to get this back under control is to manipulate the jombaslett until the gorngaleg starts gaziprotruding.

Now I've done this on many occasions with little or no resort. From what the doctor tells me this is quite common especially among older freelance writers. As I've explained to my wife many times about the only thing you can do is try and relax, put your feet up and have a beer. Any extraneous physical activity such as chore doing only makes the area more inflamed.

The other thing that's really important to remember is that the patient in order to even slightly recover must be made completely comfortable. There can be no complaining around him or failing to serve him his dinner in his favorite chair. Nutrition and location are key to achieving optimum patient comfort.

The road to recovery is an extremely long one and as the disease progresses it begins to mimic the physical characteristics of laziness and procrastination. Nothing could be further from the truth. It is a very serious disease that strikes almost all males at one time or another.

The other bad news is that hoobazabzab disease is eventually terminal. Most men who have contracted this debilitating affliction usually expire before reaching their 100th year. Those who don't at one time or another become the victims of domestic violence perpetrated by angry spouses who just don't understand the severity of the problem.

Hopefully by making this previously unreleased information available to the general public spouses will someday have a better understanding of this horrific disease and will do all they can to make the rest of the patient's days extremely comfortable. It will be a small price to pay for the undying gratitude of the disease sufferer.