Local News Not in the Newspaper

I decided to catch everyone up on Local News that is not in the newspaper. Okay so the news is probably gossip. I work in a paint and body shop so all I know about is what is going on in front of me.

First let's cover the economy. I hear the word recession has slipped out. I of course wouldn't know if there was a recession or not on a personal level. My wife deals with the money and we are too poor for economics to effect us to the point we would notice. Thank God for some things! Anyway, as far as the economy slowing down, I wouldn't know much about that either since business is the same in our paint and body shop. The only thing different is the owner but that was the previous owners choice.

Now for the sports. The cars that have come in haven't looked that good but once we are finished they sure are FAST. The assistant manager and I had a drag race to work. Lucky for the assistant manager a car pulled out in front of me so I lost by default. You know da fault of da person that pulled out in front of me! Who pulls out in front of two cars that are side by side? Idiots... That's about all I know in sports.

The entertainment section of my life is pretty entertaining. Just the other day we were talking about children's programs and Blues Clues. Man, that Steve guy was okay but Joe, well can't say anything good about him. The fair came and went. Didn't know it was even here. Have a farm at my house. Haven't seen it yet but all the animal noises are coming from my daughter's room. I assume that at the tender age of 6 she's already a good zookeeper...as I don't smell anything. I finally saw that monkey everyone says they have on their back. My three year old son has it on his back if anyone's missing it. It even has a string to pull it.

The weather here has been weather. It's cold in the morning. Hot in the afternoons. Cools off after the sun goes down. Sent my ex-wife a note...told her the weather is here...wish you were nice. Guess that kinda covers the personal section as well.

If anyone is wondering what happened to the health news it's not good so why bother. My wife hurt her foot. Our daughter must have some ailment because she's been using sticks as canes. Then says something about "old".

The obituary section: Been killing a lot of bugs around here. Too many flies here. Not sure if anyone will miss them so if you want to "make arrangements" toilet still works.

So this is about it for now for the local news(unabridged). It really is boring here.