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Lockheed Martin's Hacked Website Turns the Job Search into a Joke Search

United States of Hhohho, Lubombo, Manzini, Shiselweni Have No Open Jobs

Amy Barnes

While searching for jobs, I discovered that Lockheed Martin's job search website was hacked.

http://www.lockheedmartinjobs.com/searchall.aspx - this is where you can access the site.

According to Lockheed Martin's hacked job site, the United States of America now has four states:

  1. Hhohho
  2. Lubombo
  3. Manzini
  4. Shiselweni

Sadly, Lockheed Martin is not hiring in any of the four states at this time. While the rest of the website looks okay, the search feature was hobbled unless a zip code was entered at the bottom of the search feature. It is not known at this time who hacked the site.

For the serious job searchers, here are three odd tips:

  1. Get a service letter, no matter what state you live in - some managers return no calls! A service letter might actually shorten the referral research process, and service letters are used in the north by job seekers.
  2. If you are desperate and can handle strenuous labor, then consider ditch digging or crop harvesting - HB 87 ("the Anti-Immigration Law") resulted in a massive labor flight (11,000 jobs are now open!) from Georgia and farmers are begging for people to come work to avoid food shortages.
  3. There is a market niche for personal shoppers! If you like to drive and love to grocery shop, consider starting a shopping business for the elderly. Retail grocery customers and families have been asking front desk employees for referrals to service providers for several years now.
Happy job hunting!

Published by Amy Barnes

Educated in: Psych., Computers & Programming, Criminal Justice, Accounting. Career experience: policing, retail, digital media production (15yrs), web design, tech support, psychology, social services, te...  View profile

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