Love to Hate My Trash TV

I don't watch the X Factor,
I'd rather drive a tractor.
And as for the Apprentice,
Almost gives me the jaundice.

I'm as culchie as can be,
I much prefer Father Ted,
I think enough has been said
About fake reality

Big brother the worst of all,
Celebrity Nobodies:
What a pain on each eyeball,
Please get rid of these loonies.

Oh what's that red button on
The remote I came upon?
Oh the silence what a bliss!
All switched off what did I miss?

Not all that much not really,
My brain cells now functionning!
Enough moaning and bitching,
Not another wannabe!

I should have known this before,
Love to hate that trash TV.
Red button forever more,
Now I know I can be free!