Love Scavenger Hunt
The New Frontier
A discouraged weekend warrior explorer
Craving the next big exciting adventure
Not disappointment after disappointment
Tired of sored muscles and aching feet
From wearing skin tight Victoria Beckham dresses
And three inch heels that left nickel sized blisters
Accessorized by fifteen pounds of dating survival gear
A can of Mace, lots of money and breath spray
Jaded by countless speed dating services
Filled with male Fatal Attraction clones
Stalkers without the boiled bunny parts
Bowled over by one diamond in the rough
A genuine gentleman in the midst
Frank Sinatra mixed with Will Smith's family values
Blisters seeming more like dimes once he arrived
Ready to throw out the survival gear in tomorrow's trash
Replaced with dinners at Olive Garden or Outback Steakhouse
Celebrated a different type of adventure with a new set of gear
Something Indiana Jones would love to wear with his Fedora
At least on date nights.
Craving the next big exciting adventure
Not disappointment after disappointment
Tired of sored muscles and aching feet
From wearing skin tight Victoria Beckham dresses
And three inch heels that left nickel sized blisters
Accessorized by fifteen pounds of dating survival gear
A can of Mace, lots of money and breath spray
Jaded by countless speed dating services
Filled with male Fatal Attraction clones
Stalkers without the boiled bunny parts
Bowled over by one diamond in the rough
A genuine gentleman in the midst
Frank Sinatra mixed with Will Smith's family values
Blisters seeming more like dimes once he arrived
Ready to throw out the survival gear in tomorrow's trash
Replaced with dinners at Olive Garden or Outback Steakhouse
Celebrated a different type of adventure with a new set of gear
Something Indiana Jones would love to wear with his Fedora
At least on date nights.
Published by Heather Dekin
I am a college graduate who has been writing since I was twelve. Over the years, I experimented in different areas of writing. Though each experience, I learned to decide what was right for me as a writer an... View profile
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