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I'll find my perfect match, a credit card will do
You were one in 87, 572, 193, where have you been?
You have the cutest stats I've ever seen
Show me your pics, and I'll show you mine
You look very sexy, wow, you're so fine!
Wanna .com with me?
I love you so much through email and cam
When you're not here I miss you...oops, you were SPAM
You text me into the night, and I text you back
Now where are you sweetheart...oh, connection got zapped?
I want to google you baby.....
It's been a whole week now, let's set a date
We can get hitched with a few clicks, you order the cake
I knew you were it, the only one for me,
I'm so glad I upgraded, the best don't come free
I'll send you the bus fare, now where are you from?
Oh, Turkey? Ummm..................cheaptickets.com
Published by Kerry Mulherin
Kerry is a freelance writer and blogger. She is currently working toward an advanced degree in Industrial/Organizational Psychology with an emphasis on web business, member productivity and motivation, and i... View profile
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9 Comments
Post a CommentThis was really cute. Nice job!
Nicely Written :)
This is cute!
This is hilarious Kerry. You certainly have a way with words!
Sophie
LOL Lapped it up... Loved the last line! :)))
Very clever!
Yowza! Cute.
Very cute
I love this!!!