Right next to my eye
Just missed, still getting eaten
Grapefruit does not win.
Just missed, still getting eaten
Grapefruit does not win.
Published by S. M. Bendock
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9 Comments
Post a CommentThis was great, made me smile. Everyone has got hit in the eye at one time or the other.
QE, I enjoyed this one as well. I'm beginnning to learn that I enjoy Haiku. Thank you again.
Ha! Remember that Seinfeld episode where George gets grapefruit juice in his eye and winks uncontrollably at everyone? Chaos ensued.
Grapefruit - yes it is, but why isn't it purple? Or green? ...at least it didn't win! -Dana
Brilliant in its simplicity and truth.
I can't let grapefruit win either. Yuck!
LOL, I had a struggle with a very stubborn lemon slice once.. I lost!
Wonderful! A perfect paints-a-picture-in-my-mind's-eye Haiku! Good job :)
You show that grapefruit who the boss is!