Lyle Shove-It, Hollywood's Most Famous Bum & Oracle on Having a Black Man as President
Lyle looks up and down the sidewalk for a few seconds. He's jittery today. "Whoo!" he shouts. "Whoo-ee, so they elected a rich black man into office."
Does that make you happy? I ask.
"Good for black men," Lyle raises his hands in the air. "Whoo! I'll be happy when they elect a homeless president. Maybe get things turned around and everybody can eat and have a roof over their heads."
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Post a CommentLyle has a great coping strategy...
Always right on target, isn't he!