Let's get the duds out of the way first: Nobody's Perfect falls flat, relying too heavily on its vocoded delivery and blander-than-soup lyrics. Runaway Lover, for all its sonic knobs and twiddles, can't compensate for what's essentially a lousy hook. Paradise (Not for me) is a posturing ditty without an ounce of charm, while I Deserve It is just a bunch of sullen stew -- though it is somewhat redeemed in Madonna's melancholy delivery of the lines, many roads I have travelled.
While these tracks flounder, you can't say the same about the title track, Music. It's part dance floor anthem/part cheese-fest that bores indelibly into your head and feet. Airy, sleek, and unforgettably catchy, Music is a pure cheddar pop hit that won't let you forget the beat. Impressive Instant is a whirligig roof raiser in which Madonna purrs the utterly silly lines, I like to singy singy singy/like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy. Who would have thought after the dense and high minded seriousness of Ray of Light, that Madonna would actually once again showcase her sorely lacking sense of humor and playfulness? And while Amazing is a straight up DNA splice of Beautiful Stranger, it doesn't make it any less catchy. But the two most indisputably brilliant tracks are the back to back wonders of Don't Tell Me and What it Feels Like for a Girl. The gorgeous Don't Tell Me starts off with a staccato guitar riff reminiscent of Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama". It's a smart ballad with just the right touches of synth and guitar that's evocative without being derivative. The flourish of violins toward the end marks this song as a true original.
What it Feels Like for a Girl is a midtempo sparkler about the role of adolescent girls in today's society and coming from an older and wiser Madonna, it also doubles as a poignant metaphor to the legacy the last generation of women have bestowed upon the younger. At first, it can seem lackluster and directionless until Madonna croons the simple poetic lines, silky smooth, lips as sweet as candy. From then on you're hooked and it's delivered with such emotion that the track clearly stands as the heart of the album.
Music, all in all, is a scattershot affair. With hits and misses all over the place, this album gets my praise for Madonna's lack of complacency and willingness to explore new sonic territory. We've all known her as cultural icon, postfeminist chanteuse, reborn mother, lousy actress, etc., but Music should cement the notion of what fans have always suspected about Madonna: that she's a musician.
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Check out my other Madonna Reviews:
Ten Best Madonna Songs of The Decade • Confessions on a Dancefloor • What it Feels Like for a Girl - DVD single • Hard Candy • American Life (2003) • GHV2 (2001)
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8 Comments
Post a CommentI know, it's weird. I've subscribed to a whole list of people, but I only get a handful of alerts. Thanks Michele - and Lori!
Love her or hate her, the gal can sing! cheers :) (just for the record, like Lori below, AC unsub'd me from you!)
Excellent review!
Argh! I'm glad I finally came over to check - was wondering why you had not been writing, but apparently you have been, and AC just unsub'd me from your stuff. I have found at least 5 people they've done this with this week. Problem fixed now.
You provided exactly the info I wanted to know, about the number of hits and duds on the newest album. I might consider doing individual downloads rather than buy it, just don't know yet.
great job on this!
Great review. Not as good an album as "Ray Of Light," but it is full of irresistable beats. "What It feels Like For A Girl" is now one of my all time favorites by Madonna.
Nice work Jack! Curiuosly, this was not a favorite of mine, with the exception of the title track!