Madonna Savagely Rapes Fans with Sky High Ticket Prices to Her Sweet & Sticky Tour

Concerts goers this are being robbed at gunpoint, but they seem not be bothered by it. Pop stars better put on an excellent show for the rates their charging these days! The queen of pop is about to get together all of her leotards and fishnet stockings! The original pop harlot, Madonna, will be heading out on the road this fall!

Fans better not get their hopes up though, because they might get ripped off on their ticket purchased. She is the latest star to stick it to the fans. The Material girl is going charge up to $300 for tickets and she is even going to get some of the money scalpers are getting! She is going to make a killing! At what cost though?

Why are Madge fans willing to pay such an astronomical fee to see her? Is she really that entertaining? The faux British accent, keeping up with-the-times attitude, revealing costumes, and "guitar playing" must really be magical! It certainly can't be worse than Mariah singing waving her hands around!

For $300, Madonna better sing every number one single she has ever had! No one really wants to hear her perform her new stuff. Songs like Hung Up and 4 Minutes are catchy and fun, but she better sing her whole damn catalogue! Anything else should leave her diehard fans dissatisfied! The yoga inspired dance moves and modern music are a welcomed part of the concert tour, but so are Papa Don't Preach, Cherish, and Into the Groove.

Madonna better be fierce. Her Sticky & Sweet tour better be nothing short of a spectacle. I'm talking about disco balls, a thousand backup dancers, elaborate choreography, and live singing. She owes it to her fans.

Madonna knows what she is doing though. Her last three tours have grossed an astronomical 400 million dollars! I'm sure Madonna got a nice big chunk of that. Fans should be proud and angry with their favorite pop star. She is bleeding them dry. At this point in her career, she doesn't need any more money! Who can blame her though! If someone is willing to pay 300 dollars for a two hour show, then they should be charged that amount!

Madonna is set to have quite a lucrative year! She has a number one album, a blockbuster tour and a lucrative new recording contract. This chick better get down on her former catholic knees and thank the lord! She better thank every fan she has ever had too!

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