Making Babies is Fun

The high costs of gas, and having less money for entertainment is keeping people at home. With nothing to do but watch television, having sex is the only alternative. A national survey has disclosed that stay at home couples have twice as much sex. Unless the economy rebounds we can expect a population explosion that will bankrupt our school systems. But we can meet those demands by building more schools and playgrounds.

We should encourage home bound couples to have more sex and produce more children. It is good for the farmers who have the land necessary to feed the hungry. Keeping millions of new born children busy should be our first priority. The country should start opening more day care centers to meet the demands of the upcoming population explosion. That will cost our government billions of dollars, a rise in personal taxes will be necessary. We have done it before and we can do it again. There is no sacrifice as important as the ones we make for our children, even if they are not our own.

We now have a population of over three hundred million people in the United States. Some say we have enough of a population and don't have room for more. But that is not true; China is the same size and holds one billion three hundred million happy people. That means we have the room for an additional one billion people to fit comfortably into our country. If we opened our borders to the poor and hungry and give them a taste of liberty and our food it would be a wonderful gesture.

It would be a thrilling world for us all if we spent most of our time having sex with as many people as possible. With no restrictions we would flood the world with the newborn and give them a chance to enjoy the good life. Agricultural knowledge is so advanced that farmers could easily produce enough food to feed one trillion people. That new society is sure to arrive within one hundred years. I haven't much time left to wait for its arrival, so I spend my remaining years having as much sex as possible flooding the world with my offspring.
melpol