Man Arrested for Having Sex with His Patio Table
A neighbor saw Art Price Jr., 40, completely naked, copulating with his picnic table. So like any concerned citizen, he began rolling the video camera.
According to Police Capt. Matt Johnson, "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."
The neighbor who videotaped Price said they saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.
Price admitted to four charges of public indecency.
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7 Comments
Post a CommentI also saw this listed with Crystal's article which is about decorating. It's unusual how AC combines subjects, isn't it? Thanks for your article..:)
One more thing.... this guy was married and had three kids. I bet his wife felt real special! How humiliating! Also, supposedly the guy received six months for his lewd act.
I wrote an article on how to clean a patio umbrella, and this article was listed with it. I had to read the title twice. Unbelievable! I realize this happened a couple of years ago. Wow....
Well, a reporter didn't get the story for this one initially; his neighbor videotaped him and sent it to the police...
WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS DUM!!!!!!!!!! HEY BUT IT'S GOOD IT'S NOT A CHILD
Yeah. Still, it is a bizarre fetish...
Better a table than a child