Man's Best Invention

Mundane Object Poem

Darcy Sautelet
Oh paper of life

How would I live

Without the care

You so unknowingly give?

No longer rough bark

Or leaves from a tree

No rough hewn wipe

For sensitive skinned me

The thought of a world

Where you do not exist

Is a thought I can truly resist

So taken for granted

As you flutter through the world

From tree to package to sewer

Where you are carelessly hurled

Corn cobs, sears catalog, and

Newspaper had nothing on you

You rose quickly to fame

And those guys were through!

Coast to coast

Sea to sea

You went from luxury

To daily need

Toilet Paper! Toilet Paper!

Best invention of man

Now ostracized in public

They whisper your name

When all should be shouting

Your glory and fame

And thanking the universe

For the day you came!

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  • Darcy Sautelet4/29/2010

    Ahhh to assume I have not "succeeded" in life from a silly ditty written for a silly contest. I...am amazed.

  • Doctor Mantel.4/29/2010

    well i was not amazed,but i truly know that you have made a good effort.Try harder to succeed in life.Over all Well done.
    Good Luck.

  • Donald Pennington4/17/2009

    Time to wipe the slate clean and begin a new poem. Good job.

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