Maria met a Maine Buttbird,
But poor old Paul just never heard,
Until tied up in Maine,
His loud cries all in vain,
M & B in Kansas - absurd!
But poor old Paul just never heard,
Until tied up in Maine,
His loud cries all in vain,
M & B in Kansas - absurd!
* Paul's mother's Christian name is Thelma, and he has an aunt called Louise. The plot thickens...
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11 Comments
Post a CommentHa ha! I love Maria too.
lol...too funny, cant wait to see the plot revealed, I'm sure buttbird and Maria will get into a lot of mischief together.
Ha Ha Ha!
So the Buttbird 'rears' his head again.
Thanks for this, Paul! You're right--no notification about this one. Butty and I are having a grand old time in Kansas City, though. Butty prefers the weather here.
Your words always create movies in my head--fantastic ones! Thanks!
Good story. I think the buttbird is taking over the world.
No emails here either. Cute!
Always entertaining, Paul. :)
Whoa! You have to keep going with this theme! Original and interesting.