Maria Roth & a Buttbird - the New (Gentler) Thelma & Louise*

Paul Rance
Maria met a Maine Buttbird,
But poor old Paul just never heard,
Until tied up in Maine,
His loud cries all in vain,
M & B in Kansas - absurd!

* Paul's mother's Christian name is Thelma, and he has an aunt called Louise. The plot thickens...

Published by Paul Rance

Paul Rance is the co-founder, with Andrew Bruce, of small UK publishing company, Peace & Freedom Press, which began publishing in 1985. Paul founded the booksmusicfilmstv.com website in 2005.  View profile

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  • Shana Dines1/6/2010

    Ha ha! I love Maria too.

  • Ana Maria Alvarez5/30/2009

    lol...too funny, cant wait to see the plot revealed, I'm sure buttbird and Maria will get into a lot of mischief together.

  • Danielle "L"5/25/2009

    Ha Ha Ha!

  • Langley Cornwell5/25/2009

    So the Buttbird 'rears' his head again.

  • Maria Roth5/24/2009

    Thanks for this, Paul! You're right--no notification about this one. Butty and I are having a grand old time in Kansas City, though. Butty prefers the weather here.

  • Dan Reveal5/24/2009

    Your words always create movies in my head--fantastic ones! Thanks!

  • Anthony M.5/24/2009

    Good story. I think the buttbird is taking over the world.

  • Tiadora Anderson5/24/2009

    No emails here either. Cute!

  • Mallory Collier5/24/2009

    Always entertaining, Paul. :)

  • Christine Bruness5/23/2009

    Whoa! You have to keep going with this theme! Original and interesting.

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