Married Couples: Enjoy a Two Hour Valentine's Day Sexcapade!

Married? Need a new twist to a hohum Valentine's Day routine, but short on time and money? Then here's your solution. Ideally, the perfect Valentine's Day would begin with both parties off work and able to spend the whole day together. Unfortunately, that situation doesn't apply to most of us, so this plan details how to spend two perfect hours together. There are a few ground rules for the two hours, so let's touch on those. Rule one: No discussion of anything not related directly to lovemaking. In one hundred and twenty minutes, you can discuss the kids, your brother's impending heart operation and/or the death of a relative. Take the phone off the hook or cut off the cell phones. No television. Rule two: No rushing. You have two hours in which to operate. Use them to the best advantage for both of you. Rule three: No selfishness allowed. Give better than you get and you'll both be deliriously happy. Now that we've covered the rules, on to the accessories for your romantic rondevous.

You'll need a tray of fresh fruit. Apples, strawberries, pears and peaches cut in small sections are good, but choose those items your love likes best. Chocolate dip and/or a yogurt dip are needed. A bottle of sparkling grape juice is nice. You can make your own brand with a bottle of ginger ale mixed 50-50 with regular grape juice. Why pay more for the fancy bottle? No booze allowed, you need to be alert. You'll also require two robes, two large towels, bubble bath and baby oil.

Step one. In private, each partner completely undresses and slips into their robe. No peeking! For some, romantic music can enhance the moment, but silence can allow you to concentrate all your senses on your true love. Candles and incense can heighten the sexual mood.

Step two. Take a slice of fruit, apply the dip of choice and feed a single bite to your love. Kiss. Not just any kiss, but a very soft, lingering kiss is required. Just brush your lips lightly over those of your love. Follow with another single bite of fruit and another slow, lucious kiss. You can alternate a sip of juice for the fruit at any time, but each bite or sip is to be followed by one kiss only. Absolutely no other contact is allowed... yet. After your love is fed, it is your turn. Take your time. Concentrate on the sensual experience of taste, touch and smell.

Step three. Take a drop of baby oil and very gently caress the cheek of your love. Move to the temple very slowly making each stroke like a painter working on a masterpiece, then on to the forehead, the other temple and cheek. Replenish the baby oil as needed. After you have massaged the oil lightly over your loved one's face, apply a drop of oil to your own lips and give your true love yet another kiss. Let the passion build slowly, but surely. Then it is your turn.

Step four. Time to move on to a full body massage. Remove your love's robe. Start with the soles of the feet, using your thumbs and baby oil to deliver a firm massage to the center of the foot moving from heel to toes. Adjust pressure according to your love's response. Move up and concentrate on the ankles, the knees and especially the inner thighs. Do not rush to the more highly sexual areas...yet. Massage the lower back, linger over the spinal area and then move up to the shoulders. You may apply a single kiss to the nape of the neck, and then your turn begins.

Step four. After the massage, you're both nude and relaxed, so it is time for a bubble bath. If you can both fit in the tub at the same time, give each other a nice sexy bath. Otherwise, take turns, but bath your love first. Lots of soap bubbles and soft kisses are great, building lather and passion with great deliberation, but only the lightest of touches to the breasts or the delightful lower areas is allowed. Rise with great attention to detail. A very slow, very sexual mutual drying comes next, then off to the bedroom. You can figure out the rest for yourself. If you have any questions, ask your love.