Masturbate-a-thon Celebrate National Masturbation Month

San Francisco Proclaims Self Love

Kelly Spies
Masturbate-a-thon
Neighborhood: Jessie Street
San Francisco, CA 94103
United States of America
May is National Masturbation Month and San Francisco is taking things into their own hands. They have created an event called the masturbate-a-thon. The Masturbate-a-thon is being hosted by the Center for Sex and Culture to raise money the center needs for its sex educational programs.

The Center for Sex and Culture is a non profit group that teaches people about positive sex. They regularly provide classes, workshops and social events as methods of educating diverse people about safe sex. They also provide a library and search materials that cover every range of sexual topic that comes to mind. The goal of the Center for Sex and Culture is to reach a wide variety of people from all different types of backgrounds, cultures, ethnicities and financial brackets. They have been chosen by the American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors, and Therapists to assist in educating the educators. Their doors are always open to college interns and universities in need of a little sex ed.

Masturbation Month was originally started in 1995 by a company called Good Vibrations to protest firing U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders. Elders was asked a question about safe sex and responded with, "Masturbation is something that perhaps should be taught." Sex education providers around the nation agreed with her but the conservative consensus did not and so she was canned. In lieu of that firing, Good Vibrations decided to rage war against the conservatives by bringing masturbation to the front lines; to make it a visible topic of discussion amongst Americans.

When asked why Good Vibrations chose May as their month to target they stated, "The merry, merry month of May has long been seen as symbolizing sexual awakening. Also, because "May" and "masturbation" both start with "M."

The Masturbate-a-thon was the concept of Carol King at Good Vibrations in the year 2000. She thought group activities would be more fun that spanking the monkey at him in private.

To date many world records have been set for masturbating at the Masturbate-a-thon. Norine Dworkin, from San Francisco holds the world record for the longest masturbating time with 6 hours and 30 minutes. A woman in London holds the world record for the most orgasms at 49 big O's.

Like any other fund raising project, there are a lot of different ways to participate in the Masturbate-a-thon. You can sponsor someone to whack of for you if you'd rather not have people watching you, you can give cash, masturbate in your own home while watching live via webcast or you could consider starting your own masturbation team. Mind you there are rules for masturbation teams in the Masturbate-a-thon. Lastly you can just walk around and watch the action without being a registered masturbator. This year, Good Vibrations has decided to include a new competition into the Masturbate-a-thon; an ejaculation distance spewing contest. There are sections of the event cordoned off for spectators that have passed a respectability test to watch all that whacking. So join in this year in May and beat your meat in the name of Sex Ed.

Published by Kelly Spies

I'm just a chick with a lot to say about different things. I've been writing for most of my life and aspire to someday be a published novelist as well as content writer.  View profile

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  • Handyman5/30/2009

    Tell that to my man...he has all but ceased to masturbate. Please join my cause to bring him back to me. You can see me plead my case on Youtube...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN9pfhlj3qs

  • Chloe Thorn5/8/2008

    This is great and any reason to play is a good thing for me!

  • LIVIN5/3/2008

    It's good to know others are promoting awareness about important topics.

  • Shanelle Diaz5/1/2008

    HOOOTIE HOOO! Try a little self love while stuck in traffic. . .it's a great relaxation technique!

  • Timothy Scheiman11/10/2007

    Some these comments here are just as funny as the article. Great read...lol

  • Layla Lair10/31/2007

    The things I learn about online!

  • Roberta Parry10/28/2007

    Hi, I wouldn't put it past Good Vibrations being a part of Masturbation month. I went out to San Francisco and made sure I made a stop to that store. It was the month of May too, it must have been destiny.

  • Stephanie Manning10/23/2007

    OMG! Too crazy! You really push out some funny yet realistic stuff!

  • Nick Howes9/14/2007

    Everyone who likes this idea, raise one hand.

  • Antoinette McGowan7/4/2007

    Interesting article. I must say if it really helps to educate people on safe sex practices then I say let the whacking begin.

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